{"id":4188,"date":"2014-09-09T15:04:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T14:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=4188"},"modified":"2016-01-14T10:34:25","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T09:34:25","slug":"apple-keynote-autumn-2014-wearable-idevice-6-expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=4188","title":{"rendered":"Apple Keynote Autumn 2014: Wearable &#038; iDevice 6 Expectations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And here goes my <strong>list of expectations<\/strong> for today&#8217;s evening in 3 hours and 19 minutes. It is mostly powered by expectations from the past, but nevertheless has some more.<\/p>\n<h3>Expectations in visual form (TL\/DR):<\/h3>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eierlegende_Wollmilchsau\">&#8222;Eierlegende Wollmilchsau&#8220;<\/a>, a german term for an All-in-one One-stop-product.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4206\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect.png\" alt=\"iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/iErlegende_wollmilchsau_perfect-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><small>Credits to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uemit\/status\/509343622190604288\">@uemit<\/a> for the &#8222;iEr&#8220;, haha<\/small><\/center><\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\ntable.hacking tr:nth-child(odd) td{\nbackground-color:#f0f0f0;\n}\ntable.hacking tr:nth-child(even) td{\nbackground-color:#ffffff;\n}\ntable.hacking td {\npadding:5px;\n} <\/style>\n<p><!-- status_fail.png,status_ok.png,status_quest.png --><br \/>\n<center><\/p>\n<table class=\"hacking\" style=\"border:none;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" style=\"background-color:#222222;color:white;padding:4px;font-weight:bold;font-size:20px;\">Products, Features &#038; Fixes expected<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background-color:#222222;color:white;\">\n<th align=\"left\" style=\"\">Product\/Feature\/Issue\/Wish<\/th>\n<th align=\"left\">Done\/Fixed?<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>iPhone 6<\/b><br \/>Yep, I do not think all these <a href=\"http:\/\/mp.weixin.qq.com\/s?__biz=MjM5NTUyMDA0MA==&#038;mid=226637929&#038;idx=1&#038;sn=e2c3fd59c299cd4f09d75931be03c019&#038;scene=2&#038;from=timeline&#038;isappinstalled=0#rd\">leaked videos<\/a> are fake. We will have a new <strong>iPhone Big Ass Table&reg;<\/strong> (see also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY\">Microsoft Big Ass Table<\/a>), great! Those will fly to consumers in no time I am sure. I still love my <strong>iPhone 4S<\/strong> best, though I have a 5s now, too. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=2819\">I like the Touch ID<\/a>. But yeah, phones get now more bulky in your pocket. :( Nothing I can do about this.<br \/>\n<strong>We got two iPhones, great!<\/strong>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-upload\/status_ok.png\" width=\"68\" height=\"65\" alt=\"Nope.\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>iHealth<\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/iHealth.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4193\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/iHealth.png\" alt=\"iHealth\" width=\"130\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4193\" \/><\/a>I do <strong>not<\/strong> expect an iWatch. Who wants another gadget you need to charge with electrical power everyday? If there will be another gadget it better is something really useful. Right now I cannot imagine any &#8222;smart&#8220; gadget that does NOT connect to a cloud. But clouds you know&#8230; are having a tough time reputation-wise right now&#8230; besides this, if we get something to encourage living healthier WITHOUT the need to charge everyday electrical power to the gadget&#8230; there may be something here. But no, I do not expect an iWatch. More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=1091\">something like this<\/a>.<br \/>\n<strong>No dedicated health product. Yet!<\/strong><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-upload\/status_fail.png\" width=\"68\" height=\"65\" alt=\"Nope.\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>iPay&reg;<\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/dagobert_iBank.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4196\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/dagobert_iBank.png\" alt=\"dagobert_iBank\" width=\"450\" height=\"159\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/dagobert_iBank.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/dagobert_iBank-300x106.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>The <strong>revolution<\/strong> comes through your <strong>Apple ID<\/strong>. Apple Inc. will start to <strong>be a bank<\/strong> from today on. Well, we have guessed this was their goal anyway seeing all those cash reserves right? Is there a more trustful bank than Apple Inc. Bank? Today iPay&reg; will roll out in the US-only. In one year it will be expanded globally.<br \/>\n<strong>A wielding &#8222;Told you so.&#8220;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-upload\/status_ok.png\" width=\"68\" height=\"65\" alt=\"Kinda, OS X first.\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>iCommunicator<\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/iSiri_mini.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4191\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/iSiri_mini.png\" alt=\"iSiri_mini\" width=\"200\" height=\"155\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4191\" \/><\/a>No, I do not expect it, I want it. Just a smart <strong>Microphone &#038; Speaker<\/strong> at my shirt like in Star Trek. See <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=1911\">here for more<\/a>. I want some real piece of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ciccaresedesign.com\/2012\/11\/08\/isiri\/\">treknology<\/a> to help me out whenever I have a question. It would be my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QRH8eimU_20\">Knowledge Navigator<\/a> come true.<br \/>\n<strong>This is the communicator. They even demonstrated it on stage. You can speak to AppleWatch. But we will see if that really works as advertised.<\/strong>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-upload\/status_unclear.png\" width=\"68\" height=\"65\" alt=\"Kinda, OS X first.\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<h3>Update: Not so sure about 6+<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Definitely no product for me, because I rely most of the time on 1-Hand-does-it-all-Mode.<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"\/wp-upload\/5_vs_6plus_450.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4214\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/5_vs_6plus_450.png\" alt=\"5_vs_6plus_450\" width=\"450\" height=\"319\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/5_vs_6plus_450.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/5_vs_6plus_450-300x212.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Seems to be perfect for gaming experience though.<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/6plus_gaming_450.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4215\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/6plus_gaming_450.png\" alt=\"6plus_gaming_450\" width=\"450\" height=\"358\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/6plus_gaming_450.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/6plus_gaming_450-300x238.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Learned why all these weirdo circles in the icon scheme popped up in iOS 7.<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/design_style_450.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4217\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/design_style_450.png\" alt=\"design_style_450\" width=\"450\" height=\"476\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/design_style_450.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/design_style_450-283x300.png 283w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>I think this one fits better for me i.e. for outdoor use.<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-upload\/stealth_metawatch.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"4219\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/stealth_metawatch.png\" alt=\"stealth_metawatch\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/stealth_metawatch.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/stealth_metawatch-300x233.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Video<\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"550\" height=\"390\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MW0afk2LMn4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update Januar 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ein sch\u00f6nes Symbolbild&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"5154\"  src=\"\/wp-upload\/2236.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"970\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/2236.png 640w, https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/wp-upload\/2236-198x300.png 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\n<small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/joyarchives\/2236.html\">Quelle Joy of Tech<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small><strong>Why do I blog this?<\/strong> I just want to see how much I score this time with my predictions. :-)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And here goes my list of expectations for today&#8217;s evening in 3 hours and 19 minutes. It is mostly powered by expectations from the past, but nevertheless has some more. Expectations in visual form (TL\/DR): The &#8222;Eierlegende Wollmilchsau&#8220;, a german term for an All-in-one One-stop-product. Credits to @uemit for the &#8222;iEr&#8220;, haha Products, Features &#038; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/?p=4188\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eApple Keynote Autumn 2014: Wearable &#038; iDevice 6 Expectations\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,14,80,67,86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking-news","category-buzzword-alarm","category-crazeekywf","category-english","category-future-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetawelle.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}